just-shower-thoughts:

If you didn’t know the ending of Titanic beforehand, it would be the biggest plot twist to a romance ever

This reminds me of when I went to see Lincoln. I had no idea that he was assassinated in a theatre before that film (or that he was assassinated at all). I’d been very bored through most of the film but blimey that was a cracking plot twist for me.


helpimtrappedinawebsite:

I DONT CARE WHAT SEASON IT IS, EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS 

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Wtf is that a Santa shark in the background?

Wtf is that a Santa shark in the background?

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Getting my Elsa on.


ATTENTION ALL FOLLOWERS: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

problematichomosexual:

please tell your pets hello from me

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Harry Potter and The Media

I was reading The Order of the Phoenix earlier for the millionth time, and for the first time I noticed correlations between the wizarding world and today’s media.

I thought to myself, if I was a student at Hogwarts, would I believe that Dumbledore and Harry were right and that Voldemort was back, or would I believe the Daily Prophet and the Ministry of Magic.

It was with shame that I realised that ultimately, despite the facts placed in front of me, I would most likely believe the authority figures of the ministry and the newspaper.

Isn’t it fucked up that I have been brought up to believe that someone who can print something out in order to sell it on and make money would have my best interests at heart?


“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Mine would be Hott P.

How awfully gangster.

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cherylisms-blog:

Cheryl gets hit in the face by a straw

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naturepunk:
“ It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water.
”

naturepunk:

It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water. 

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frienem:

hyenasinbootyshorts:

tommypom:

This is me sneezing and it’s one of the most adorable things you’ll watch all day.

man lets reblog some cute happy shit

BABY

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Counting down the hours until I can leave for the three day weekend


true-funny:
“First day in prison…
”
I completely read the first part of this in the tune for ‘the twelve days of Christmas’.

true-funny:

First day in prison…

I completely read the first part of this in the tune for ‘the twelve days of Christmas’.

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kaijuscience:

it’s just so funny how you can just click with some people but not others, like you can meet a new friend who completely gets you in like 2 weeks and yet have a parent or relative who still doesn’t know your simplest likes and dislikes after 20 years. its weird

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actionables:

cakejam:

this lemur didn’t seem pleased that i was taking photos of him

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so done

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with you and your rude shit

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